#4 Automobile douchephilia

Oct
27
You know you're in North Park when theres a brand new Rolls Royce behind you, right??

You know you're in North Park when theres a brand new Rolls Royce behind you, right??

Apologies for the lack of updates and again for a cameraphone pic, but GTFO  of North Park if you drive a Rolls Royce. Updates will begin tonight.

 

17 Responses to “#4 Automobile douchephilia”

  1. mr. diego says:

    yeah, the bus is where ya suppose to beeeeeee. holla!

  2. get over it... says:

    dont worry, the guy in the rolls rides a fixie to krakatoa every morning to thumb through a vice magazine and smoke 27 cigarettes on the patio while he has pitchforks website open on his mac for all to see… so hes cool.

  3. J-Dizzle says:

    ohhhhh…did someone just diss on krakatoa? that’s not even in north park. duh!

  4. Dana says:

    Remember that at some point renting a backhouse in north park just isn’t ideal.
    And to buy a home here.. In the areas all this is happening.. You are looking at a 500k+ pricetag for 1000sf and the prices have dropped in the past 5 years.. Guessing nice cars have always been in front or behind you in traffic but now that you’re fighting for “the cause” you notice it more.

    PS totally support the site and your struggle, just sayin. ….
    Intifada?

  5. unresponsive bee victim says:

    Is that the same Dana that bought a recording studio with her douchebag DJ boyfriend and lives in a mansion in Poway?

    DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE

  6. Dana says:

    Hah. Yes.Douchebag. Husband. I live in north park.
    Saw it coming.

    Seriously though, intifada, bomb some shit.. We can build a wall between sides, you can still ride your bike through it but then who’s back house will you rent?

  7. get over it... says:

    technically you could be talking about anyone named dana that is dating a guy in northpark because on some level every hipster thinks hes a dj… or bartender… or photographer. oh ya and i forgot no one from northpark goes to krakatoa because golden hill is like light years away from the northpark scene. thanks for clearing that up.

  8. jewsus says:

    you are encroaching on hillcrest turf.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Don’t be jealous.

  10. Hipster Suck says:

    Get over it… I’m so sick of hipster claiming that north park is there and somehow the cool kids have taken over… wah, wah, wah… by trying to ‘not be a part of anything’ you’re feeding into evertyhing you protest to hate… get jobs, get on some anti-depression/emo pills, stop being artsy cuz you’re not, and shut the fk up…

  11. justinjewsus says:

    hipster suck has somethin to say

  12. kitty says:

    haha i love hating dudebro douchebags and fakedrunklesbian chicks too but damnnn the road is the road let them drive through whatever city they want ! judging people on $ makes you a douchebag does it not? hahah
    i think you’ve been sippin on too much hateradeeee

  13. Sue says:

    oh hi, i have a stick up my butt, and don’t want certain cars driving down this street to get from point a to point b. Get over yourself hipsters.

  14. el dusho says:

    let’s face it, NP sucks, SD sucks, we all suck. zero culture. lazy hipsters who once they hit 30 will actually get a clue as to how dumb they are. ooo i hang at leftys pizza, it’s soo good that i can’t crap for 10 days. thanks. oh btw i love the linkery and am trying to grow a sic moustache to fit in oh yeah. ooo cask beer, oh wait 8bucks plus 18% tip, hmm i might need my mommy to help because i can’t sell my shitty artwork or play in a less than asssucking band whos songs are 30 seconds long. hmm hey lets go to the beauty bar and do some coke oh yeah.

  15. Joe says:

    i see that car all the time. the driver is a total douche bag

  16. cat dirt says:

    Wow- the comment string here is just awesome on so many levels I’m going to have to take my time unpacking it- but I like how punk board is representing.

    Can there be any question that the clientèle of north park bars has shifted? Can there be any question that North Park now attracts people who would have gone there five years ago?

    There can be no debate over that fact, a trend which is demonstrable going back to the beauty bar in 2006(beauty bar not in north park, of course.)

    As to who is “right” vs. “wrong” clearly the crowd that was hanging around at the old Scolari’s office (i.e. punk boarders) are “right” and everyone else are the douche bags, maybe even including pink elephant crowd. However, patrons of bars like u31 or office may either have been around in North Park during that period and simply not enjoyed hanging out at Scolari’s Office that much, OR they are actually people who have been hanging around the gaslamp/pb and have shifted their playground, so to speak.

    I very much doubt that the pro-douchebag commenter’s belong to that third group, but are rather members of the second group, who like members of the first and third group equally less.

    I don’t really think the second group should have much to say about the third group, since they themselves probably were “like that” at one point, maybe more then 5 years ago.

    There can be no debate over the fact that what has happened to Scolari’s Office is a shame, and that u-31 is a sad joke.

  17. punkboard news reporter #2 says:

    So help me god if I see any New North Park in Golden Hill this city will burn.

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